I asked my boyfriend to get sexy with food — he pulled out a hotdog

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1. Metro·18:00·1 hr ago

   I asked my boyfriend to get sexy with food — he pulled out a hotdog (opens Metro in a new tab)

   I splutter mustard onto him as I laugh so much I struggle to breathe.

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